The Kardashiad, Part 24: The Longer They Think They've Eaten Placenta, the...
Rob says, “Legitimately, you can gain an inch to your penis if you lose 10 pounds. That’s also why I’m going to do porn.” Khloe looks at her nails. “Yes, Rob,” she says. “We all know your story.” Kim...
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The Kardashiad, Part 25: Bareback Was Her Middle Name
Khloe and Kim are taking pictures of Bernard Hopkins with some kind of papier-mâché unicorn horn glued to his head. With an inflection that suggests she legitimately doesn’t know the answer to the...
View ArticleRobin Thicke is a Big D— … and Other Horror Stories From This Week's Tabloids
In Touch Robin Thicke Cheats on Paula Patton: Despite his constant boasts about his marriage to high school sweetheart Patton, Thicke is a dog. After a photo taken at NYC club 1 Oak went viral that...
View ArticleThe Truth Behind Miley and Liam's Breakup … and Other Disasters From This...
OK! Miley’s Pregnancy Trap and Liam’s Wandering Eye: According to this story, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth waited to break up because she underwent a pregnancy scare over the summer. “Miley thought...
View ArticleKris and Bruce Jenner Part Ways, and Other Evidence Love Is Dead From This...
Us Weekly Kris and Bruce Jenner Split Up: The Kardashian klan is kut apart with the news that Kim Kardashian’s mom, Kris, and stepdad, Bruce, are over, for good. And here I thought it was just a...
View ArticleBruce Jenner’s Gender-Transition Dreams … and Other Really Suspicious Tales...
Star Bruce Jenner Wants to Be a Woman: Take this story with a few cups of salt. According to Star, the real reason for Kris and Bruce Jenner splitting? He wants to transition genders. “There were...
View ArticleKelly Clarkson’s Marriage Hits the Rocks … and More Major Bummers From This...
Star Is Kelly Clarkson’s Husband Cheating on Her While She’s Pregnant? “Two women claimed they’d carried on affairs” with Kelly’s new husband, Brandon Blackstock, in the past year. “While Brandon, 37,...
View ArticleWhy Is Everyone and Their Mom (a.k.a. Kris Jenner) in Ibiza This Summer? Four...
When Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom got in a fistfight last week in Ibiza, it came to our attention that everyone on a certain rung of the celebrity universe is currently on the island off the coast...
View ArticleThe Week in Gossip: Jeremy Renner Is a Quietly Married Man
Surprise Celebrity Wedding of the Week: Jeremy Renner and His Baby Mama Jeremy Renner is a man of mystery. He became a dad in March 2013 with little warning. Now he’s gone and married the mother of his...
View ArticleThe True Measure of Friendship: CaCee Cobb, Lo Bosworth, and the Rise of the...
The second half of Season 2 of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica begins with Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson leaving a Circuit City. It was June 2004, and big-box electronics stores were an unimpeachable...
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